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Taylor says shout out to Lala Jason Yash Rome Melody and Mallory, my people. Taylor says shout out Tiffany Mitchell, the only BB person I care about , please follow me. Taylor says my BB crush shout out my dogs in the crib.

2:04 AM Tue Sep 29 PT (edited 2:10 AM PT) by silverspoons

Taylor says 28 reasons I am awesome. I have a loving family. I have amazing things like BB , I have amazing friends, I went to the best school in the nation, I am an educator and I dam good at it and I love it, I love my city, I have amazing church family, I

have experienced love (it is the best thing on this earth, shout out to Carl, I love you), I have cool siblings even though they are chaotic. I do not have stupid student loans, I have no car payment, I do not have to pay rent , I would love to pay a mortgage someday, I have the best mentor.

A b*tch almost died, I could have been dead several times and God kept me.(she is not sure she has 28) And reason 28 I am cool, duh, you would not have me if I am cool, that is why I am cool. am cool in my pod, cool in the game.

1:59 AM Tue Sep 29 PT (edited 2:09 AM PT) by silverspoons

Taylor shows us a blueberry. She says when get out of here. I am going to the pier and then I am going to drive, just drive. I have not driven in 3 months. It is a privilege to drive.

1:57 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says what is part 3? tell me? Is it dates? she goes over the time machine dates

1:56 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says for her sanity , she has her own bedroom. She says look at the muscle and flexes her muscle for us.

1:54 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor walks back towards her bedroom and stops and says to the camera, it is my birthday and twerks for the camera.

1:52 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says all these lights on , Oh my God, the light bill

1:52 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says tomorrow she will do her hair during her 8 hour studying. She says she will pack on Wednesday. She says Thursday will be 1 hour of hair makeup and nails.

1:51 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says tomorrow review veto and blockbuster and personal stats. 5 hours of studying, 2 hours of questions and 1 hour on the speech. 8 hours of studying tomorrow. Wednesday, review 2 hours & 6 hour speech.

1:47 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says gets out of the shower and goes to the kitchen. She looks at the camera and says , I am ready to go. I am ready to get done with this sh&t. I can't even fart in peace.

1:17 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Feeds return to Taylor talking a shower.

1:05 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says to all you hairstylists , what is up with all these rules, you click on a site, it says I only use 2 types of hair, one that is $700 a bundle. feeds cut

12:51 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says I want Chili's big mouth bites, southwest eggs rolls, mozzarella sticks, 2 orders of honey crispers and 3 $6 margaritas.

12:50 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says because I got 750k, she wants a Shirley temple with her crab dinner. I will bring my bottle and spike it. Got to keep it on. I keep a flask with me and I spike the drinks. Who pays $12 for a shot, when I pay $40 for a bottle.

12:48 AM Tue Sep 29 PT (edited 1:21 AM PT) by silverspoons

Taylor says she wants some fried fish. She wants to go to Hooks. Taylor says I want a Hooks special with chicken wings, fried shrimp. It is all fried, unhealthy , fried chicken wings, fried shrimp, and hot sauce.

12:47 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says I am 28 years old, I look 18 black don't crack. I will not say 18, I will say 21 or 23 or 25. I just know I do not look 28. How do you look this good at this age? Drink water & mind your business. That is how you win BB, drink water, mind your

business and pray.

12:42 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says to herself(after going over the wins), you could have got one blockbuster. You *ss. You are going to win this HOH.

12:23 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor is still taking out her extensions. She says I can study out loud since they are asleep. She has gone over time machine dates, eviction votes, blockbusters, how many OG noms and renoms went home. She tells herself to go over all noms next.

12:07 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor is taking out her extensions in the bathroom as she studies out loud.

12:05 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Taylor is going over the time machine dates. April 1977 Dec 31 1999 September of 1950. She says there is 2 she does not know. She repeats them again. She says was it 1848 or 1849?

12:01 AM Tue Sep 29 PT by silverspoons

Devens takes his shirt off and gets in his bed in the HN room. Lights go out and he says thank you.

11:58 PM Mon Sep 28 PT (edited 1:18 AM PT) by silverspoons

Drew says 28 on 28 to Taylor, you and Barrett, you both made it to your birthday. Yours was a little harder to make it to. Taylor says I wanted to turn 28 in CA, whatever that meant.

11:58 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens going to sleep in the HN room as Taylor continues to do her hair. Drew comes out of the bathroom to head to sleep, wishes Taylor a good night and happy birthday.

11:57 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by silverspoons

Devens and Drew sing a happy birthday song to Taylor. She says 28 on BB28. She says no one I would want to spend my birthday with but you guys. They high five and hug.

11:55 PM Mon Sep 28 PT (edited 11:57 PM PT) by MajorHurricane

Taylor: I'm gonna have drink because I'm 28 on the 28th on the 28th season of Big Brother. Devens wishes Taylor one more Happy Birthday before going to sleep. Drew brushing his teeth in the bathroom.

11:54 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens/Drew singing Happy Birthday to Taylor. Devens hands her a pear with a birthday hat on it.

11:51 PM Mon Sep 28 PT (edited 11:52 PM PT) by silverspoons

Drew says Melody is moving to San Diego. Drew says I would make her come to a BB party. Devens said he would go to a BB party near his home, not flying to LA for one night party.

11:50 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens: I'd go to a party near me. I wouldn't do a 6-hour flight for a one-night party. I probably wouldn't be able to get tickets for the show anyway.

11:50 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by silverspoons

Taylor says Miss Julie Chen Moonves gives up her summer every year. No vacation. Drew says not the whole summer, it is just Thursday . She can go somewhere Sunday-Wednesday.

11:49 PM Mon Sep 28 PT (edited 12:36 AM PT) by MajorHurricane

Drew: I'm really excited to see Cody [at the after-party]. Taylor: Cody, Tiffany, Keanu, Howie, Paul, Morgan, Vince. Drew: I'd love to see Morgan and Vince. Drew: I'd like to see Eric Stein from BB8. Taylor: I'd like to meet Danielle, I like Keesha.

Drew: Keesha, what a pull. Drew: Libra, I'd be excited to see. Devens: Donnie. Angela was saying they bring in the LA-based people, Chelsie, Derrick, Taylor. Drew: James Gunn, Julie Chen Moonves. Taylor: Cam. Devens: I think Cam is LA based. Drew: Cory, I think he's Texas. Devens: Quinn is supposed to be LA now.

11:45 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Taylor/Drew now recalling them talking about the Roundtable to Devens. Drew: What did you think they said about me again? Taylor: Chaotic, Unloyal, Liar. They saying about me that I'm always in the pod.

11:42 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens inside in the kitchen now. Taylor: What time is it? Devens: 11:48. [Their clock is quite ahead] Taylor: It's almost my birthday.

11:41 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Drew: They're probably roasting our ass at the Roundtable. Taylor: What are they gonna say about Devens, they're gonna say nothing bad about Devens. What is there to say bad about f-ing Devens? Drew: I don't know. Taylor: I can't think of nothing bad about

Devens. Drew: What do you think they're saying about you? Taylor: That I was in my pod. Drew: What do you think they're saying about me. Taylor: Unloyal, even though you were. All over the place, lying. Drew: Yeah, all true.

11:39 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Taylor doing her nails now as her and Drew are talking and laughing. Drew: I don't think I saw you do Mallory or Melody's nails. Taylor: I think Yash did them.

11:38 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens: Pretty soon, I'll be home, folding my whole family's laundry again. What a weird thing to look forward to, but I look forward to it. Not that I do all the laundry, Becca and I split up the work. I'm going home to no job for a while. I can do all the

laundry, picking up the kids. But if anyone has any fun work opportunities, hit me up.

11:36 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens silently folding his laundry.

11:34 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens: I never saw my path to win on Survivor 50, it's not like I set myself up to win after Cirie decided to go with a different group than The Seal of Four. I did the best I could, I'm so proud. This is so different, I set my self up, I'm one comp away from

pleading my case. One on one, one comp, if I win, I go on to plead my case, and I've got a great case. That's tantalizingly close, the path is right there, the money is right there. I'm preparing, I'm going over the memory wall and planning for everybody. This week is going very slow, we have Tues/Wed/Thurs before the live show. So that's the state of affairs here on the hammock in the Big Brother 28 house. If anyone out there listened, I appreciated it. If anyone out there wants to send this to my friends, that would be appreciated. Send this to Universal Halloween Horror Nights. Hit me up on my social and let me know you did, I would really appreciate that. Thanks for listening, from one reality fan to another, I appreciate you, for real. Good night, I'm gonna go fold my laundry, and go to bed. When I'm asleep, I don't have to think about this stuff.

11:30 PM Mon Sep 28 PT (edited 12:35 AM PT) by MajorHurricane

Taylor/Drew convo: Taylor: I wanted to go on The Real World and The Challenge.

11:30 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens: It would be good to win, and it would be disappointing if it ended any other way. And I know Taylor/Drew feel the same way. One of us gets 3rd, one gets 2nd, one wins, and we'll all have to deal with it. We should all be proud of ourselves.

11:28 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens: I think I would have a good chance if I could plead my case. I would have a good chance to answer the questions.

11:27 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Devens cam talk: I think what Drew said made sense. I think the final thing is how the jury feels about certain things, or remember facts about the jury. Part 1 is physical, Part 2 is mental, Part 3 is social, how well did you know the jury?

That's also kind of a crapshoot. I've been on 2 juries, How you feel in the game versus in the juries are way different after you've had a couple days to settle.

11:26 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Taylor: I really want a normal life after this. Unless they put me in Avatar, I would love to be in Avatar. I think I have the features for it. Drew: What a crazy jump. Taylor: It's either 0 or 100 for me.

11:24 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Taylor: I would love to do The Challenge, but I don't know if they would want me since I don't do the best at comps and aren't too confrontational, but I can if I have to be. I'd also love to do Amazing Race with my sister.

11:23 PM Mon Sep 28 PT by MajorHurricane

Drew: I could see you being on The Traitors, I could also see you falling off the face of the Earth and not come back. Taylor: Yeah. I might do a couple more shows, but I don't think anyone will call me, they think I'm boring.

11:20 PM Mon Sep 28 PT (edited 11:20 PM PT) by MajorHurricane

Taylor continuing to do her hair as they talk about the Rainbow Rally HOH (the one with Drew's Irish accent). Drew: I really hope they don't use the accent one, I went overboard on it. Irish accent: It's gonna take three hours.