'Survivor: Game Changers' recap: 'Survivor Jackpot'
Dalton Ross @DaltonRoss
Well, I’m looking over this handy-dandy Survivor menu for what to eat after this latest installment from the gold star of reality television. This is an odd one because the menu says “Goat,” but then the word goat is crossed out. Does this mean notorious Survivor crosser-outer Aubry Bracco prepared this evening’s menu or was there a back-room feud between Chef Sandra and the rest of the kitchen staff?
No matter, goat is no longer on the menu, and instead it appears to have been replaced with… crow. That’s right, crow for me and crow for you. We’ll all be eating crow all day and all night because here we were before Survivor: Game Changers wondering how Caleb qualified under the terms of the subtitle moniker if he never even went to a single Tribal Council. We were dubious. We were suspicious. And then what does Caleb do? He ends up being eliminated on day 9 — the exact same day his journey ended last time. You know what they call that attention to detail and precision? A GAME CHANGER!
Sure, your typical Survivor player would have fought, and clawed, and scratched, and strategized to keep themselves in the game, but Caleb is no typical Survivor player, ladies and gentlemen. He’s a GAME CHANGER, and he truly changed the game by appearing to make no attempt whatsoever to stay in it (until a last ditch plea at Tribal Council). That’s the type of thinking-outside-the-box approach you expect from someone who redefined the game. Read on here: http://ew.com/recap/survivor-season-34-episode-3/
Shut the flippin' front door! ~~ Do you think you were born awesome, or just grew up badass?