JokersUpdates.com: BB In-Depth - ***Danielles Life Story*** The Story so far...

***Danielles Life Story*** The Story so far...

These are things Danielle has said, Are they True or Lies? Who knows for sure. What we do know is, she is the most interesting women in the World

* She was beaten as a child
* She had an alcoholic father
* She had a possessed father
* She had a preacher for a father
* She had whiskey at the age of 4
* She has a mother who spent 10 years writing a single computer program that only she is capable of writing
* She has parents who are in the Marines
* She has parents and godparents
* She is closer to her godparents
* She talked to her dad and the last thing he said to her was she was going to hell
* She says her real dads name is Dan, just like her coach!
* She raised her brother
* She learned to swim because her dad would toss her into the pool and tell her to sink or swim
* She had a boyfriend who punched her in the face during High School
* She had a boyfriend kiss her and bite a hole in her lip
* She was whipped AND paddled in school
* She is an LN, RN, and will be a LNP
* She was promoted to charge nurse
* She is a kindergarten teacher
* She is almost a Doctor, Doctors ask her for advise
* She has a 4.0 GPA
* She was almost sold by her parents to Gypsies
* She has friends whos dads all work for NASA
* She fell 15 feet onto a log
* She has hollow vertebrae
* She Broke her back in a swamp in which her father had to pick her up and carry her out of the swamp, because that's what u do with people who have broken backs
* She watched as her father cut down every vine in the swamp as revenge
* She also had her dog die that day
* She had the potential to be real tall but the broken back stopped her growth
* She may or may not have been in a car accident that had a fatality
* She was in a car accident
* She was in a jetski accident
* She has broken her arms
* She Broke her Jaw
* She had her Jaw wired shut
* She Broke her Cheekbone
* She Broke her Nose... Twice
* She has ADHD
* She gets Cysts
* She had many UTI's
* She has IBS
* She has Renal Failure
* She has a Spastic Colon
* She has had to have colonoscopy every year since 15
* She has Anemia
* She had a staph infection she contracted from her brother, but it wasn't in a sexual way
* She has Kidney Problems
* She can't Drink dark liquid due to her kidney problems
* She takes 20mg of Adderall XR a day
* She fought and won the battle of anorexia in a couple months
* She does not believe in breast feeding, it ruins ur boobs and makes boy babies touch other women's boobs
* She had to have an amusement park ride stopped so she could puke
* She is a Certified Diamontologist
* She had an $8K diamond rock stolen from her when she worked at a jewelry store
* She worked at Victoria Secrets
* She has invested a lot into stocks
* She knows many magic tricks
* She does not believe you are born gay
* She WAS homophobic, she is cured!
* She suffered her family's rental house being burned down by arson
* She was cast for the Bachelor but had to pull out
* She was cast in a country music video but had to pull out because of BB
* She was in Miss USA
* She has had singing lessons
* She has immunity to restraining orders
* She had a 3 story tall tree house
* She is Friends with Faith Hill & Tim McGraw
* She was the best Cheerleader ever for years (yet has no balance)
* She was a profession Latin dancer
* She was a gymnast
* She played softball and was forced to go to the batting cages every other night
* She has a great grandfather that invented Laundry detergent
* She was Married... And then wasn't
* She was engaged and then wasn't
* She had her credit cards maxed out by her almost husband who spent her money on the women he was cheating on her with
* She has tried every sexual position imaginable
* She has has sex in every location possible
* She had her salad tossed
* She loves to Swallow
* She broke up a lesbian couple
* She was a Teen Ambassador to China
* She can speak many languages (Spanish and Chinese) yet cant in front of people
* She used to walk a runway yet cant in front of people
* She is Miss September 2012 of the Harley Davidson Calendar
* She was ravaged and brutally attacked by Janelle and lived to tell about it
* She slayed the evil bully Janelle and got her evicted
* She witnessed Joe masturbate, then didn't
* She was talking to F/B for 15 min but went into a time warp and the convo was magically stretched to 1 and a half hours
* She once admitted to being wrong 8:52pm August 20th 2012
* She has invited Britney to participate in her wedding (she doesn't even have a boyfriend)
* She has invited Jenn to participate in her wedding (again... doesnt even have a boyfriend)
* She says Shane keeps wanting to kiss her but she had to turn him down
* She said Shane slammed the door in her face twice!
* She has been confronted, yelled at, attacked, cornered, harassed, lied to, bullied, slammed on and sneezed at by every HG in the BB house twice over!
* She beat Dan in the Tea cup HoH even though he filled up the safety jug and caught up to her HoH jug and Dan is pissed
* She has never lied in the BB House
* She went in search of the Crystal Skull
* She was a Platoon Captain during the Vietnam War

** NOTE ** This list is communal, with lots of contributors... Also the last two in the list are just jokes. Image courtesy of SnapDragoon

Edited (08/23/12 12:55 AM)