Woman at grocery store to me: “Timothy Olyphant, You are my favorite actor! Can I have your autograph!” Me: “Sure” (signs Timothy Olyphant autograph) Her: (looking at autograph, confused) Me: “You okay?” Her: “I think you spelled your last name wrong” Me: “Collector’s item”
Go Red Sox
@whitneyhogg This is why you’re my bitch.
1-0. Great balance. 4-5 seed in playoffs if we stay healthy. Let’s gooo #DetroitBasketball
I just ate Calamari Ala Mama #yummm
We all have days where we think our job stinks. But for @Ken_Corsini and @anitacorsini, it's just another day at the office! Watch an all-new episode of Flip or Flop Atlanta, tomorrow at 9/8c on @hgtv! Watch here: https://t.co/8MzzYJkVV5
@NeeleyJonea 3 😘
Maybe she gave him a "chubby" 😂 https://t.co/Om9zMzW5o2
@Kassting Congrats Robyn❤️
Hard pass... You think the fights I got into on BB8 were good ones, I'd be looking for a place to bury the body https://t.co/rM3GSpB89n
This local club keeps using my picture and video of me from the 1 time I went there...they need to run me my money. 😑
Why is it that every time I leave @Target I’m always wondering where my money went?! 🤣💸🧐
Can someone in #LA please explain prop 10 to me! I’m pro rent control and pro lowering rent - rents out of control and 1/3 of ppl in LA pay more then half what they make - it’s not ok! - https://t.co/7dZt0KRVE7
It's exhausting being the cutest (and only) doggie in the hospital. Everyone has to stop and pet him and tell him how cute he is. He knows. #Jose #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram… https://t.co/trFkQIlkr5
My dog literally makes me feel guilty when I tell her I have to leave to go the gym.... she’s like what you mean you’re leaving again?!! 😐🐶😂 https://t.co/TelM3vbsMu
Dear bills & responsibilities... https://t.co/DVq5dNUdfs
Progress update cause I’m loving my latest round of flattummyco shakes! Been stepping up my workouts and grabbing these before or after I hit the gym… and my tummy is definitely looking… https://t.co/GAbiNArNZC
Kanye grew up in the suburbs and had a college professor mother, baby girl. Try again. https://t.co/g1BZqqdGkG
Stop tweeting about K*itlin B*nnett. She is a stupid asshole who wants to rile you up. The ultimate way of getting back at her is ignoring her, because then she loses her power.
Braided the Birthday Boy's Hair!!! LOL https://t.co/TiEPLPEnB5
I suppose I could bring them a vat of beef sauce? "Hello neighbor, I hear you're upset with Baby Dino the Dog. Would you like some beef sauce? It will definitely NOT fatten you up for the next competition, my sweetie! BWUHAHAHAHA!"
And yes I know it’s raining & like 48 degrees... I DONT CARE.
In a spending mood. One pair of new Tom Ford sunglasses or two? 🤔
My downstairs neighbor complained about Baby Dino the Dog barking. How dare a dog bark??? Shall I give out their personal info to #BB20 and #RHAP fans OR send them a cameo video from Paulie as an olive branch?
Alright y’all it’s looking like $800-1k , next July let’s do it... if we start saving now we can make it happen lol 👀✈️ #Bonjour #sistasinparis #dmme #yallthoughtiwasplaying #letssetthisup #now #copains
What would you do to own a home? 14% of men would give up their driver's license. Thankfully you don't have to do that. @Unison HomeBuyer offers a smart, less risky, and debt-free way to get your downpayment: https://t.co/0jejRZDuJ7 #HomeByUnison #Ad https://t.co/SfpVBKLj2l
Prediction/Brag Post: Following a Top 10 finish in the Ghost Island Sub Stock game, and Top 3! in the BB20 RHAP/Sub Stock game, I'm on a hot streak and ready to call my shot that Natalia will win #Survivor DvG, backup pick is The Mayor. https://t.co/DBqqGjFYb1
I took two more bullets out of my belt today. BRB, on my way to seduce EVERYONE. 😂🤣😂💪🏻 Butsrsly hooray for leaning out... only a few more pounds to go before I can confidently go into the holiday season prepared to add all those bullets back on by eating every pie I see!
You matter...you are important...YOU are beautiful!!! https://t.co/TofRbbhZkc
Thank you for tuning in - legendary show today :) G o l d & End of DS2!!! see you Friday @ 1PM EST :D
So I’m doing one of these meet and greets at one of my favorite stores! Come say hello! https://t.co/q4dBpH9oTR
Incase you haven’t seen it.... #NicksonWedding 💕🤵🏻👰🏻 https://t.co/NUA0vBbjbw #JodyWedding
Do you ever wonder why a video you post says 16K views and only has 20 likes? Does that mean 19.9K of y’all think my video sucks?! 🤔🤔
Can everyone relax I’m just playing around!!!!!!
🧐 I wonder if #45 will ever disclose how much they contributed to his inauguration? https://t.co/YViTFQMKrw
You ♥️ https://t.co/3JLbH65xRY