Big Brother recap: Jerk Out Plan|
The house is beta off with the eviction of its most obnoxious alpha male.
Posted on July 13, 2017 at 10:13pm EDT
Ding dong, the dick is dead. America’s most fatiguing case of fatigues has officially vacated the Big Brother house after one very long week of grumpy frowns, Ramses quasi-catastrophes, and toad-based cuddling between this season’s problematic power couple.
Heading into Thursday night’s episode, you would not be wrong to feel as if Cody has been terrorizing the house for months. Yet it’s only been weeks — WEEKS! — since he beat his chest with the primitive fury of privilege and decided that he was king of a castle that wanted nothing to do with him.
Usually, in a situation where an eviction is wholly predictable, the powers that BB would offer some light editing distraction to make it look like anything else might happen besides the one thing we all knew was going to happen. That doesn’t happen this week for two reasons. One, there was absolutely no way Cody’s eviction this week wasn’t going to be as inevitable as getting that one strand of spaghetti in a restaurant pasta dish. But two, and more importantly: Cody would probably never be caught on camera trying to seek the help of others and rally anyone in the game to his cause. He’s a guy who segregates alphas from betas and has probably never met a non-straight white male he considers remotely equal to him, so his purgatory period is childish and arrogant while he waits to hop out of the house. Read on here: http://ew.com/recap/big-brother-season-19-episode-8/
Shut the flippin' front door! ~~ Do you think you were born awesome, or just grew up badass?