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Dexter
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lmao, let it out! NT
10/05/14 05:47 PM





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* Runs to the couch and can't wait to watch a fight. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:01 PM
xx * Bobby's up!!!! NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:59 PM
xx * Omg, shut up and eat your damn fish! NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:49 PM
xx * When they all run out of money and credit, they no longer focus on material things. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:48 PM
xx * They are just like us. They cook dinner and do puzzles. **blows dust off the puzzle from the back of my linen closet** NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:49 PM
xx * The 5,000 piece puzzle of the BLK logo? NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:51 PM
xx * I just glued mine together. I'm waiting for it to dry, so I can hang it above my fireplace. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:53 PM
xx * Lol!!! Tremendous. Picture please when it dries. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:55 PM
xx * yes! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:56 PM
xx * I would, but I'm worried that It will make everyone jealous. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:56 PM
xx * We are all just as funny as the Peoples Couch. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:56 PM
xx * We ARE the originals. Bravo stole that format from us Jokers NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:59 PM
xx * so true! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 06:00 PM
xx * Stamp! NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:59 PM
xx * ha! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:51 PM
xx * Hahahah NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:51 PM
xx * Hahah NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:50 PM
xx * funny how that works, huh? NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:48 PM
xx * *Yawn* Chris and Jac NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:47 PM
xx * Blame it on the buffalo mozzarella NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:46 PM
xx * Your portly boyfriend is a pussy. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:47 PM
xx * Hysterical. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:49 PM
xx * Lol NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:48 PM
xx * BWAHAHAHA! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:47 PM
xx * lmao, let it out! NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:47 PM
xx * What if we had a wonderful dinner and just Joe and Melissa showed. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:44 PM
xx * Joe is such a loving father and husband. He calls his wife old and his kids brats *swoon* NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:44 PM
xx * Jacqueline will be standing outside of the prison screaming "Teresa, text me back!" NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:42 PM
xx * Too funny! Love you! NT
abb412
10/06/14 12:28 PM
xx * Lol. Very funny. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:44 PM
xx * ROFL! Probably! While wearing an orange jumpsuit in solidarity! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:42 PM
xx * Lol NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:42 PM
xx * I never really minded Jac, but this is so boring. Who cares? The friendship is done, move on..her whiny little bits are boring me to tears NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:41 PM
xx * Agreed. If you didn't know she is a voice to tell parents of autistic children, it's hard. They didn't probably know that. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:43 PM
xx * Maybe we can get Dina to quit by putting Dina and Jac in FL together. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:42 PM
xx * haha! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:43 PM
xx * Let me wipe my fake tears and snot on my hand. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:41 PM
xx * lol! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:41 PM
xx * Is the interview on at 9 eastern or 11? I gots a brand new Bar Rescue to watch at 9!!! NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:38 PM
xx * It's tomorrow night. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:40 PM
xx * I think it is tomorrow night? NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:39 PM
xx * Thanks all. Bar Rescue > Momma Caroline And the emasculated boys. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:41 PM
xx * I will say it. Bobby the faux fireman should lose about 50-60 lbs. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:33 PM
xx * he sure is a portly dude NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:35 PM
xx * Portly. Great word. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:35 PM
xx * Sounds so distinguished. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:36 PM
xx * Agreed. Would you fight Melissa for Joe Gorga, Sassy? NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:34 PM
xx * I have always had a soft spot for Joe but I am leaving him for Melisssa and X-rays. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:37 PM
xx * THANK YOU! NT
xrayspex
10/06/14 09:57 AM
xx * Salt of the earth = Sassy. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:39 PM
xx * So many Tarzans so little time. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:41 PM
xx * I know xrayspex would! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:36 PM
xx * Yes I would- he is HOTNESS NT
xrayspex
10/06/14 09:58 AM
xx * So the only reason Kathy is on the show is to have Rosie on & to tell Jaqueline how great she is. Didn't they have the same exact convo last week? NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:32 PM
xx * Keep,Rosie, get rid of the other two. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:33 PM
xx * I adore Rosie! Wish they'd have her on every week NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:33 PM
xx * Can we bounce Rosie too? :) NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:33 PM
xx * I love when Rosie and Joe get drunk together. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:35 PM
xx * NOOO! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:34 PM
xx * Sigh.....alright. NT
zebe83
10/05/14 05:35 PM
xx * Thanks zebe, your the bestest! :) NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:35 PM
xx * Oh yes. Good catch. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:32 PM
xx * A hot tub on a yacht is "public water?" She is an idiot. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:32 PM
xx * Omg shut up and eat those salads! NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:28 PM
xx * They nibble at the salad and then whale on the wine and Kathy's desserts. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:30 PM
xx * Haha yup, then Jacq gets it lipo'd out. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:31 PM
xx * haha, it was awesome when she was on WWHL w/ the gorgeous Rita Wilson who has had no work done & then they listed Jac's procedures. NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:32 PM
xx * She looks like those China dolls where you open one and a smaller one is inside. Except she's the outter doll. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:34 PM
xx * Lol NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:37 PM
xx * omg, I am dying here! That is an awesome description!!! LOL! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:36 PM
xx * I thought that was great. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:33 PM
xx * Thank goodness they're back to save the show. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:29 PM
xx * I tune in just to see what they are eating this week. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:30 PM
xx * lol! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:30 PM
xx * Jill Zarin is currently rocking back and forth and sobbing "i know the feeling Amber, we just wanted to surprise them" NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:23 PM
xx * LMAO!! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:25 PM
xx * ROFL, it is kind of similar although I didn't really think Jill and Bobby deserved it. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:24 PM
xx * Jill didn't even get a mani/pedi :( NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:25 PM
xx * poor thing. NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:26 PM
xx * Omg! Lmao NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:24 PM
xx * I cannot stand Dina. She is always so holier than thou. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:20 PM
xx * I can't help it, I like her. NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:31 PM
xx * Yes and useless. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:21 PM
xx * Those twins are a real piece of work. I am starting to admire Jim's talent for stirring the pot. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:17 PM
xx * He makes it look effortless. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:23 PM
xx * Whoooot! We've got a great group on the couch tonight :) Jim makes me throw things at my tv NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:19 PM
xx * I hate twins on reality shows, just imagine if we had 2 Tamra's. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:18 PM
xx * Only if they went after each other... NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:19 PM
xx * bwahaha! Mud wrestling. Now that could be fun NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:20 PM
xx * I hope Tre teaches them how to make more then eggs. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:16 PM
xx * She should have been working on those pre sentencing papers instead of figuring out how to use the word "float" NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:17 PM
xx * HA! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:18 PM
xx * Well, we know Joe knows how to make Pizza! What more do ya need than eggs & pizza? NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:17 PM
xx * Give me some pizza, you old troll. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:18 PM
xx * LOL NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:19 PM
xx * We're getting closer and closer to Manzo'd with Children, yay! NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:12 PM
xx * I'm watching. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:17 PM
xx * Why does my dvr say that this epi of RHWNJ is 2 hours with no mention of Manzo'd with children? NT
cjj3
10/05/14 05:35 PM
xx * It's how they trick the dvr crowd in to watching other shows. sleep with one eye open the Manzo's are gonna getcha. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:38 PM
xx * It's all part of Bravo's evil plot to trick you into watching their dreck NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:37 PM
xx * lol, you are a glutton for punishment...are you really gonna watch? NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:13 PM
xx * Chile no, lol. Gots to get my Good Wife on! NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:14 PM
xx * *whew* I was beginning to worry about your taste in trash tv! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:16 PM
xx * I am watching. Are you worried about me or am I just meeting low expectations? NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:19 PM
xx * are you really? *Lesigh* I was hoping no one would so I wouldn't get sucked in to it, but if you're watching, then I will too! LOL! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:21 PM
xx * I know I will eventually be forced by Bravo to watch it. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:24 PM
xx * It took some of us weeks to admit we were all watching Vanderpump Rules. For weeks, we pretended we were too good for it. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:26 PM
xx * Some how I have still managed to avoid Rules all together *peacocks* NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:27 PM
xx * Well you are missing some primo trash. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:29 PM
xx * tee hee! I remember that!! Now it's considered prime must-see viewing material! hahaha NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:27 PM
xx * I knew I could count on you. If it sucks, we will just watch it on People's Couch from now on. Season 2 of the Couch starts soon. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:23 PM
xx * Oh yes!! I can't wait!! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:25 PM
xx * So do you guys really think he did the mom? I really really hope not because I like Rino the best out of the hubbys this season. NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:11 PM
xx * my sister dated Rino for a year when he was divorced, he is a great guy and strongly doubt he would do something like that! NT
jaymee
10/05/14 10:39 PM
xx * I don't think so ,just for the fact that I can't see a mother doing that to her daughter. Then again my family is nothing like any of the families on
chris4266
10/05/14 05:14 PM
xx * Thank God for that, right? hee hee NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:16 PM
xx * My family is Italian and loud, and at times obnoxious, but we never fight with each other. so glad my family looks boring compared to them. NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:21 PM
xx * I didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now. Shame on Victoria Gotti. NT
sassyflalassy
10/05/14 05:28 PM
xx * Bent her over the kitchen counter is the rumor. NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:13 PM
xx * *gasp* My virgin eyes!!! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:16 PM
xx * Yes lets go THERE! NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:06 PM
xx * Holy hannah! They just got right to it with the mom stuff! Whooot! I need popcorn! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:05 PM
xx * Doesn't he realize even his wife isn't on his side? He is an asshat NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:07 PM
xx * he is such a bitter little man. I can't believe the lengths he goes to to get a little airtime! yikes NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:08 PM
xx * Now she's laughing with Jim. Why would they stay there? NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:10 PM
xx * so awkward! NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:13 PM
xx * Im back to bring the Zen, Namaste bitches! NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:03 PM
xx * DEXTER! Yayayay! So happy you are here! *SMOOOCH* NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:06 PM
xx * :) NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:07 PM
xx * Are you sorry that Amber is married to a dick? NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:05 PM
xx * I'm sorry about her eye liner :/ NT
Dexter
10/05/14 05:08 PM
xx * lol, very unfortunate NT
Karina86
10/05/14 05:09 PM
xx * It is horrid. Lol NT
chris4266
10/05/14 05:08 PM

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