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I had met my friend's husband at least three times and he always said he had never met me when we were introduced. The fourth time I beat him to the
08/10/14 05:31 PM




punch and said I did not recall ever meeting him. He looked puzzled and started telling me all the times we met. I just put my puzzled face on and said, "Are you sure? I am sure I would have remembered. I have a great memory." Then I walked away.

Is this the world we live in? Over a piece of tiny cake?

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* What does Dina say in her tag line? I don't understand it. NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:02 PM
xx * Ha! I love Lexie "Don't be that mom" NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:48 PM
xx * I am very close to my own daughter. I just don't feel the need to talk about it all the time. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:49 PM
xx * I think a lot of her identity is wrapped up in being a mom NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:51 PM
xx * She is already plenty boring and this is not helping. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:52 PM
xx * She needs to go find a couch and find some funny friends. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:53 PM
xx * :) Yes she does! It's worked wonders for me!! Now move over a little, I'm squished, and please pass the popcorn. Thanks! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:54 PM
xx * Here's some popcorn, I am channeling Mama Zeno tonight. She is one of my favorites on the Couch. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:55 PM
xx * I love her. She doesn't have to talk, her facial expressions crack me up. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:56 PM
xx * I wonder when that's coming back? I miss them on Tuesday's so much! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:56 PM
xx * lol, is she comparing Melissa to the worst murderers in the world?? NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:38 PM
xx * Melissa is right up there with the Boston Strangler. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:38 PM
xx * I'm sure Melissa is grateful to have someone so Jesus-like that is able to forgive her NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:41 PM
xx * I would seriously watch a show with Joe and Rosie just hanging out. I love their friendship! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:34 PM
xx * Me too, they really have a special bond NT
L24
08/11/14 09:04 AM
xx * Who is Rosie? Do you mean Jody or Brody? Lol NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:35 PM
xx * haha! That was funny, I love how Rosie just shrugs it off NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:36 PM
xx * I know. I would have said my name again or started spelling it. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:37 PM
xx * Oh, enough with the fight for your life, Amber. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:21 PM
xx * I am over Amber. I was over her about 5 minutes into the first episode. NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:25 PM
xx * amen sista :) NT
shortcake
08/11/14 11:41 AM
xx * I'm not a Melissa fan, but come on. That's ridiculous. (Oops meant to post in response to Amber comparing Melissa to murderers).
chris4266
08/10/14 05:39 PM
xx * oh my, I just saw Amber is going to be the guest on WWHL...I may have to watch just to hear more of her delusions/explanations NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:46 PM
xx * I always watch when any of the housewife nut cases are on. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:51 PM
xx * Maybe Jim will be the guest bartender. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:51 PM
xx * Maybe Wacca will attack him at the end of the show. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:53 PM
xx * ROFL! Yes! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:54 PM
xx * Seriously, a coffee? I think I would dump that ice cream concoction on musclehead's lap. lol NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:19 PM
xx * He was supposed to be hot? NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:22 PM
xx * It would have been over for me then. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:20 PM
xx * I would never wait that long for a date to show up NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:18 PM
xx * Word. In my dating days I once waited an hour for someone (pre texting days). He finally showed no apology. Halfway through dinner...,
zebe83
08/10/14 05:21 PM
xx * You go, guy. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:27 PM
xx * Ha ha, that's great. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:23 PM
xx * HA!! You totally rock! That is awesome! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:23 PM
xx * We ran into each other once at a gay beach on vacation. Miles from our home. He knew that he went out with me but couldn't place me. NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:25 PM
xx * I take it you didn't remind him? haha NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:27 PM
xx * No his first name was Dewey. I thought living life with that first name was punishment enough. NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:29 PM
xx * I had met my friend's husband at least three times and he always said he had never met me when we were introduced. The fourth time I beat him to the
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:31 PM
xx * Lol. Everyone is making me laugh tonight. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:36 PM
xx * That's the beauty of the Jokers People's Couch. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:39 PM
xx * Yes it is. I haven't been able to watch the show live in so long. I miss everyone's comments when watching. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:41 PM
xx * *whimper*.... me too :( NT
shortcake
08/11/14 11:42 AM
xx * I'm so glad you're here tonight!! :) NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:42 PM
xx * Thank you and I'm glad you're here too NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:43 PM
xx * LOL! That is too funny!! Good job! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:35 PM
xx * That is very funny!!!! I should steal that ! NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:33 PM
xx * LOL! You are kind! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:30 PM
xx * :) NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:34 PM
xx * Lol. Thanks for making me laugh tonight. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:29 PM
xx * Gladly. I come here to laugh too! NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:32 PM
xx * Needless to say I'm still single. Lol NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:23 PM
xx * hee hee! I'm happy to be single with knuckleheads like that running around! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:25 PM
xx * Jim saying "I'll have coat check here arrest you was hysterical!" NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:13 PM
xx * Ha ha, I thought he said Colts Neck. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:18 PM
xx * Colts Neck is the town they work for, I think. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:19 PM
xx * They live there too, that's why I thought he said Colts Neck. NT
chris4266
08/10/14 05:21 PM
xx * He is so obnoxious which is saying a lot on this show. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:15 PM
xx * I don't care for physical altercations myself, but in this guys case, I'd make an exception! He comes across as such a whiny beeyotch NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:14 PM
xx * Somebody needs to take him out to the garbage dump and leave him there. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:15 PM
xx * ROFL! I like that idea! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:16 PM
xx * He is not even a lawyer yet. Lol NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:15 PM
xx * you mean the "namaste, b*tches" part? NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:11 PM
xx * What is the word before bitches? Lol. Yes that part! NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:14 PM
xx * it's a Hindu greeting, but is used in meditation...like Sassy said, she's a zen-wannabe NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:15 PM
xx * Thanks all NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:24 PM
xx * It's like a yoga greeting. She is so Zen. Not. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:14 PM
xx * The Gorga's will be following the Guidices to jail for fraud. NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:04 PM
xx * Other random NJ thoughts. The Gorga's thinking the govt will trust them with shredding documents is hysterical. NT
zebe83
08/10/14 05:04 PM
xx * lol, I giggled at that a bit myself! NT
Karina86
08/10/14 05:12 PM
xx * They are awfully dumb. NT
sassyflalassy
08/10/14 05:17 PM

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