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L24
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Is this battle going to go all season? LOL
12/13/13 09:42 AM




every day I open the door, peek in, and back out trying to stay off the battle grounds LMAO


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* Team Princess Warriors! The Crypt Keepers or Walking Dead (AKA Team Lisa) are trying to battle us, but we know that we are the most powerful
petite6
12/12/13 10:42 AM
xx * Team Princess Warriors, please note it's important that we wear our glossy lipsticks and whatever highlighter/blush you choose, but be
petite6
12/13/13 01:20 PM
xx * Team Battlestar does not need make-up. We are already looking good! lol NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 01:23 PM
xx * Team Cryptkeepers suffers from delusions. That's why you're TWD NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:27 PM
xx * NaturallyFlawlessFTW!!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 01:27 PM
xx * more like Naturally dead NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:37 PM
xx * awww, it's ok petite, no need to be jealous of our natural gifts. Your lip gloss is pretty NT
Karina86
12/13/13 01:40 PM
xx * Well, cryptkeepers are natural sooo I'm glad you're working with the theme NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:46 PM
xx * They are Team Naturally Walking Dead. NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 01:49 PM
xx * This war is going to be a bloodbath. Except, they'll end up offing themselves before we even get to them. NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:53 PM
xx * Yeah, I'm not worried. They're 1) wrong; and 2) ugly. We got this. NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 01:56 PM
xx * LOL I love that I can be a mean girl!!! We need a burn book! NT
petite6
12/13/13 02:02 PM
xx * listen miss piggy... I don't dine on the swine, but you're gonna get roasted over hot coals & served to karina who *does* love bacon... *oink!* NT
shortcake
12/13/13 02:04 PM
xx * Lol!!!!! NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:12 PM
xx * oh no you did not bring out my hoof!!! Gurl, let me remind you
petite6
12/13/13 02:12 PM
xx * You are one tough swine, lol. But you can put lipstick on a pig... NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:15 PM
xx * lol! True dat! NT
Karina86
12/13/13 02:22 PM
xx * ....
shortcake
12/13/13 02:19 PM
xx * ......
petite6
12/13/13 02:22 PM
xx * ....
shortcake
12/13/13 02:24 PM
xx * so funny! NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:28 PM
xx * LOL, you all are killing me here!! hahaha NT
Karina86
12/13/13 02:27 PM
xx * Lmao! Perfect. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:20 PM
xx * they make the maloof hoof in piggy sizes? good to know! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 02:15 PM
xx * lol! NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:16 PM
xx * LMAO!!! NT
Karina86
12/13/13 02:06 PM
xx * you like it crispy right? NT
shortcake
12/13/13 02:07 PM
xx * Ugly... ugly??? you've lost your damn mind honey... oh it's on now!!!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 02:01 PM
xx * it wasn't a diss, cant was just saying yall are average intellectually and about a 3 which makes you ugly...okay, maybe that is bad
petite6
12/13/13 02:08 PM
xx * They don't wear lip gloss or blush. 'Nuff said. NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 02:56 PM
xx * Dont need much help when youre naturally beautiful. NT
Dexter
12/13/13 03:13 PM
xx * guess someone doesn't agree w/your case for natural beauty....
petite6
12/13/13 03:21 PM
xx * Ew, I hate her now. NT
Dexter
12/13/13 03:23 PM
xx * OMG!!! You do know that's Brit, right? NT
petite6
12/13/13 03:24 PM
xx * Flopney. NT
Dexter
12/13/13 03:26 PM
xx * LOL you're so wrong for this. It's not her fault she can't dance or talk for herself anymore. You should be more empathetic! NT
petite6
12/13/13 03:33 PM
xx * I need time. NT
Dexter
12/13/13 03:34 PM
xx * You must not be too angry with them. They need a lot of make-up and designer clothes even to be presentable. We need to cut them some slack. :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:06 PM
xx * their purses are knock-offs, they wear designer imposter perfume & apply their NYC/Wet n' Wild make-up w/ palette knives... bless their hearts :*( NT
shortcake
12/13/13 02:11 PM
xx * Hee Hee. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:17 PM
xx * Ah yes, you are right, wise one! We must treat their precious princess-y misguided Kyle worship as one would a daft aunt at family Xmas NT
Karina86
12/13/13 02:09 PM
xx * Who wears the Reindeer Sweater with the flashing red nose and a Chanel bag. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:11 PM
xx * Bahahaha! Perfect! Poor petite and cant, those poor poor dears. NT
Karina86
12/13/13 02:12 PM
xx * Petite! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 02:11 PM
xx * :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:12 PM
xx * Agree! #TeamLisa will be victorious in the end! From the sounds of it there will be hw's far more worthy of our wrath than Classy Lisa! NT
Karina86
12/13/13 02:05 PM
xx * rofl. this thread has had me in stitches all day. NT
Scaramouche
12/13/13 02:02 PM
xx * lmfao me too! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 02:05 PM
xx * I actually think petite is Team Lisa in secret leading Lisa's foes into the abyss like a leader of the Lemmings. :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 01:20 PM
xx * I love that twist!!! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 01:37 PM
xx * Too much GoT and SOA. Twists are necessary in the story! NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 02:07 PM
xx * I love twists. The twistier the better lol. NT
IrishA
12/13/13 02:08 PM
xx * LMAO! Yes!! NT
Karina86
12/13/13 01:31 PM
xx * OOoooooo she's a cunning tiny one! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 01:28 PM
xx * No, that's me trying to convince that's what Lisa is doing!!! NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:21 PM
xx * LOL...so true! NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 01:25 PM
xx * You are great double agent. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 01:22 PM
xx * Is this battle going to go all season? LOL
L24
12/13/13 09:42 AM
xx * Nooooo L... you mustn't do that! it's always so much more fun with you here!!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:47 AM
xx * I agree. Stay here L24 our side will protect you from Team Leggo I mean Warrior Princess. :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:57 AM
xx * I'm dying, funniest thread in a long time NT
L24
12/13/13 10:03 AM
xx * you can be Switzerland! you don't have to pick sides... just stay :D NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:07 AM
xx * Sorry, Team Princess Warriors has colonized Switzerland!! We go International! NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:02 PM
xx * LOL NT
L24
12/13/13 08:02 PM
xx * Lol!!! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 01:34 PM
xx * don`t pressure her!!!!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 01:05 PM
xx * LOL NT
L24
12/13/13 08:03 PM
xx * We of Team Battlestar, on the other hand, respect others' sovereignty and respect groups who remain neutral. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 01:05 PM
xx * but you want to go to war????? NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:17 PM
xx * Only with my enemies. We have narrowed our targets. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 01:20 PM
xx * you are cracking me the F*ck up today! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 01:29 PM
xx * That's because we're classy b*tches! NT
Karina86
12/13/13 01:06 PM
xx * Yes, that is what I meant, lol thanks Karina. :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 01:10 PM
xx * hee hee! :) NT
Karina86
12/13/13 01:13 PM
xx * amen sister friend NT
shortcake
12/13/13 01:06 PM
xx * I agree. We probably need some balance in here. :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:11 AM
xx * she's a perfect fit! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:27 AM
xx * but I don't want to take sides LOL J/K you guys r cracking me up NT
L24
12/13/13 09:48 AM
xx * lol I know... actually, I'm ambivalent...
shortcake
12/13/13 10:04 AM
xx * LMAO
L24
12/13/13 10:12 AM
xx * I know...
shortcake
12/13/13 10:25 AM
xx * I get it...I try really really hard to erase YoFo from my mind. She gives me the shivers. NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 10:36 AM
xx * she's an ice queen. NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:40 AM
xx * sort of like this????
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:53 AM
xx * send her to Narnia! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 11:50 AM
xx * Let Aslan deal with her. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 11:55 AM
xx * Aslan <3 NT
shortcake
12/13/13 11:56 AM
xx * Yes, Joyce does seem fake to me. And yes she might be nice but I do not find her very interesting. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:09 AM
xx * I don't quite understand the casting decision there, she doesn't fit in at all... & the way she "confronted" lisa & kept flipping her hair.. psycho NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:11 AM
xx * From what I recall, they had a difficult time casting for this season. I think Cartoon and Joyce may have not been their first, second or maybe
cantgetenough
12/13/13 10:14 AM
xx * that makes sense... as a smart woman myself, I'd say NO too :) NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:26 AM
xx * Cartoon, lol! I think I understand why sane women would not do this. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:17 AM
xx * yeah that was odd NT
L24
12/13/13 10:13 AM
xx * ITA! And right there with you on Joyce! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 10:08 AM
xx * Yes! her husband's peen is probably extra small... because, she sure is trying extra hard to convince us :| NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:13 AM
xx * Joyce is a little annoying and trying too hard, I'll give you that. But, I think she's harmless and hasn't set out to maliciously hurt anyone. NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 10:11 AM
xx * Yet! It seems like these shows make you act nastier so you get a good story-line. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:19 AM
xx * You would look great in a tiara. Just sayin'... NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 09:49 AM
xx * Stassi can lend you one of hers! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:52 AM
xx * I think we're only half-way through the season. 6 episodes to go??? We'll hate them all before it's over. NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:45 AM
xx * there will be defections on both sides before we are through, lol NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:14 AM
xx * Oh I'm sure of that, I mean the battle here LOL NT
L24
12/13/13 09:47 AM
xx * Oh, no because petite and her gang of warriors will raise the white flag of surrender soon....very soon. :) NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:53 AM
xx * Just in time for NY. NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 09:46 AM
xx * omg... don't.even.get.me.started.... I am soooo excited for more crazy eyes Ramona drama, also I love Heather, now if we could just boot Sonja off! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:50 AM
xx * lol wtf? NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:13 AM
xx * Hi Team Crypt!!! How are you today?? NT
petite6
12/13/13 09:23 AM
xx * I'm fabulous petite, thanks for asking! had an awesome lonnnng sleep, I'm refreshed, hubs is making me breaky right now... I'll need it for strength..
shortcake
12/13/13 09:26 AM
xx * you've Lost. Surrender now!!! NT
petite6
12/13/13 09:31 AM
xx * pshaw.... nevahhhh!!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:34 AM
xx * don't concern your self with those falsehoods. We are Team Battlestar! We are going to be victorious..
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:18 AM
xx * count me in! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:19 AM
xx * Yay!!!! We are the cool team :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:20 AM
xx * Keep telling yourselves that. You'll be eating crow before the season ends. NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 09:28 AM
xx * I'm a vegetarian :P NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:34 AM
xx * It'll be served with a good Chianti...and a side of fava beans. NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:37 AM
xx * i'll take the wine... but would prefer a shiraz please :D NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:40 AM
xx * and for myself a good California Pinot Noir! Whenever I hear crow I picture Jon Snow,lol NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:48 AM
xx * Mmmm pinot noir sounds good too... i'll make some fabulous appetizers. or, maybe we could just get Lisa to cater for us.. even better :) NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:54 AM
xx * good idea NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:55 AM
xx * And send the bill to Petite!!! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:55 AM
xx * even better idea NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:56 AM
xx * done! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:10 AM
xx * Lol, I always think of 'The Crow Flies Straight' song in SoA. NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:50 AM
xx * Ha Ha! We have SOA and GoT on the brain. :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:58 AM
xx * What is wrong with us??? lol! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 10:00 AM
xx * Lol I have no idea but I love it. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:01 AM
xx * I'll alert the wait staff. I'm also not crazy about beans with my crow lol. NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:46 AM
xx * you're a peach... appreciate it :) NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:51 AM
xx * Crow a l'Orange. lol NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:49 AM
xx * Yum! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:51 AM
xx * if you mean cool as in cool gel ointment for those SUR TD's then yes, you are cool, hot, scratchy and itchy NT
petite6
12/13/13 09:26 AM
xx * No, more like we areso cool we just look your way and you quiver in your Alexander McQueen Boots. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:31 AM
xx * I'm rocking Rag and Bone now TYVM!!! NT
petite6
12/13/13 01:04 PM
xx * those cheap things. *tsk tsk* NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 01:06 PM
xx * careful now... we're the evil team remember...
shortcake
12/13/13 09:29 AM
xx * LMAO too funny NT
L24
12/13/13 09:39 AM
xx * :::flicker::: NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:41 AM
xx * of course we are <3 NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:21 AM
xx * :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:22 AM
xx * only one thing tho....
shortcake
12/13/13 09:27 AM
xx * Oh I think in RH you can be on two opposing teams because eventually they will be on the same team again, lol NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:59 AM
xx * Become a Princess Warrior! Duh... NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 09:29 AM
xx * arghhh... hmmm... we'll see! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:30 AM
xx * This is petite ... rallying her troops :-)
IrishA
12/13/13 09:07 AM
xx * I see, Irish woke up this morning with a Funny!! You fail to realize that Warriors=Gladiators.....
petite6
12/13/13 09:30 AM
xx * Lol! What happened to William Wallace??? Pretty soon you'll be all the way back to the era of the Cavemen!!! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:34 AM
xx * Princess Warriors are diverse in our fighter's training, please recognize!!!! NT
petite6
12/13/13 09:35 AM
xx * I do yoga daily... prepare for battle! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:42 AM
xx * And I lift, run and cross train. Our team is ready :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:00 AM
xx * Um, we're Princess Warriors. What do you think we do all day? Sit around and post nonsense on the internet? NT
cantgetenough
12/13/13 10:52 AM
xx * Lol! Of course not :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:53 AM
xx * haaahaaa... they won't even know what hit them :D NT
shortcake
12/13/13 10:33 AM
xx * We are ready for combat. NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:34 AM
xx * somehow I always pictured her with better fashion sense tho ;)) NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:14 AM
xx * Pretty sure those are Chanel buttons on the snowmen lol. NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:23 AM
xx * yup... & those look like louis vuitton gloves NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:33 AM
xx * Lmao!!! Perfect :) NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 09:13 AM
xx * All we need is flaming headgear! NT
IrishA
12/13/13 09:22 AM
xx * Hee hee! NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:55 AM
xx * LOL I like it! NT
wadduptchain
12/12/13 09:37 PM
xx * TMZ just called The Real Housewives the new Big Brother LOL NT
petite6
12/12/13 04:04 PM
xx * oh no, lol! NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 05:20 PM
xx * This is your Team Princess Warrior beef cake...
Karina86
12/12/13 11:48 AM
xx * *** cheering crowd *** NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:15 AM
xx * actually at second glance... those banana hammock guys are gross!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:36 AM
xx * and Sur guys come with this video
petite6
12/12/13 11:53 AM
xx * EWwwwwwwwwww!!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:16 AM
xx * oh my..lol! NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:57 AM
xx * Ewww! They're just bringing us drinks, not stirring the drinks with their "straws"! Where in the world did you find this? lol! NT
Karina86
12/12/13 11:57 AM
xx * they need to keep their diseased pork swords in their pants! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:18 AM
xx * I just googled sur guys!! NT
petite6
12/12/13 11:58 AM
xx * LMAO! You are good! NT
Karina86
12/12/13 11:59 AM
xx * Ha, ha! Was that link at the top? NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:59 AM
xx * LMAO! I'm enjoying the creativity from both teams. NT
cantgetenough
12/12/13 11:56 AM
xx * lol freaking hilarious NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:22 AM
xx * I am having a blast!! :) NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:57 AM
xx * Lol!!!! NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:50 AM
xx * We are Team BattleStar thank you. :) NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 10:54 AM
xx * Yall are NOT cool enough to be Team BattleStar...know this!!!!!!!!! NT
petite6
12/12/13 11:20 AM
xx * Well we are. Lol NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:21 AM
xx * Team Princess Warriors only refer to them as Crypt Keepers and/or The Walking Dead, anything else is UNACCEPTABLE!!! NT
petite6
12/12/13 11:37 AM
xx * Only call these so called "Warriors with Designer Handbags" Cylons. NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:40 AM
xx * Woot! Kara Thrace!!! NT
IrishA
12/12/13 11:11 AM
xx * I always wanted to be Starbuck :) NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:17 AM
xx * SO many great female characters on that show! (ok...you can be Starbuck lol) NT
IrishA
12/12/13 11:17 AM
xx * Yay!!! Who do you want to be?? NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:19 AM
xx * Which one liked to drink? Boomer, maybe! NT
IrishA
12/12/13 11:24 AM
xx * I think the Governor is more appropriate for you NT
petite6
12/12/13 11:27 AM
xx * No, he would be an evil Cylon. I'm a good Cylon. But I will still crush you! NT
IrishA
12/12/13 11:30 AM
xx * Yep Boomer is a good one! NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:25 AM
xx * Us.....
mgbaloo
12/12/13 10:59 AM
xx * No!!!!!!!!!!! This is you!!!!
petite6
12/12/13 11:08 AM
xx * No this is you..
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:16 AM
xx * Why, thank you! It's very pretty demonic looking. NT
petite6
12/12/13 12:40 PM
xx * Yvw. I am sorry I could not find a Cylon with a Chanel bag. But no go sorry :( NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 01:08 PM
xx * I just saw this!! How dare you mock Chanel!! NT
petite6
12/13/13 09:38 AM
xx * there's more where that came from, small fry!! NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:39 AM
xx * lol NT
mgbaloo
12/13/13 10:28 AM
xx * rofl NT
shortcake
12/13/13 09:37 AM
xx * lol! NT
Karina86
12/12/13 01:10 PM
xx * LOL! NT
IrishA
12/12/13 11:11 AM
xx * I've already got my "I told you so" speech prepared! TWP FTW! NT
cantgetenough
12/12/13 10:47 AM
xx * lol NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 10:55 AM
xx * Yes!!! Let this inspire your passion...
petite6
12/12/13 10:55 AM
xx * Lol. You know what happened to William Wallace at the end? NT
mgbaloo
12/12/13 11:04 AM

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