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Houseguest Impressions (Aka, come back MM!) 07/24/17 08:49 PM
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Tried to keep as short I can, please let me know yours!!!!!!!!! (Note I'm a non-feeder)
Alex: she was my favorite from day 1, I still like her and root for her but I think she has little control over her destiny at the moment. She's one of the few HG's who benefits from Paul being in the house imo, at least at the moment. If she trusts him later, big mistake.
Christmas (Or as Wil calls her, Hanukkah): I sooo want to like her, I love the idea of her. The reality of her though is "incomplete" with her foot issue. Even with that she's disappointing somehow. She seems disappointed with herself. Perhaps all her self-promotion masks a large amount of self-doubt?
Cody: Your enemy's enemy (see Paul) is your friend, so for the moment I'm happy he's back, the jerkwit. I like his new-found humility with Jessica, let's see how long it lasts. It's like his Intensity Switch has been flipped to off. But he's still an asshat.
Elena: Next to Paul, she's the most focused game player, and she's good at instigating things without being blamed for them, so she could go far. She's also much better at it than Paul, who congratulates himself too much. This is not an insult: Elena's lips remind me of Ladyfish from the Incredible Mr. Limpet.
But this IS an insult: I've seen sex in the house, I've seen things thrown, fights, Justin, Willie, Michael, Eric. I've seen Chicken George bald and blue, I've seen the Jack Shack. I've seen Natalie's boobs more often than her breastfed children, but I have NEVER been more creeped out than by the way Elena strokes Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitooey!
Jason: He has the right profession, and he's at least willing to plot/play, etc. He's had some perceptive moments. I hope Alex uses
him as shield when the time comes. He's likeable.
Jessica: She doesn't make victim noises, but she plays one pretty well.
Not that it wasn't a good strategy, it helped save her over Dom last week. She was impressive with her HoH win, and while her nominees seem weak, any stronger move wouldn't have worked and would've just made it imperative she and Cody go out asap. I'm not sure she wouldn't have been better off without Cody returning, it's hard to say.
Josh: Oh Josh Josh, By Gosh By Gosh, he's the perfect customer for OshKosh B'Gosh. Except he's too young. He's like Paul's pet and shield for the moment, no wonder Paul wants him around.
Kevin: Ok, I can't say his name when talking to friends without saying his full name , and accenting the Hu in ScleHUber. They say it the same way. He's pretty smart, as evidenced by the 25K grab. I'm wishy-washy over him, nothing special to me as a non-feeder. I do like the way he looks after the youngins.
Mark: With my apologies to the Stanley Corporation, Mark is a tool.
I genuinely feel bad for the losses he's had, he needs peace. Elena seems to want to break up with him, but she's sort of forced to continue. As with Jessica, she may be better off if her man was gone.
Matthew (AKA the Cereal Killer): I've seen some pictures in BB media without the beard, yum. In any Murder, Marry, Boink game, he'd always be my choice for Marry...looks good, seems reliable, doesn't say much. Perfect! A little worried that he may not actually have a brain. Has he had one DR on the show? I'm also a little worried that since he's so vanilla, everyone might forget he's there, vote a winner, everyone leave, and he's still there eating cereal in the house til like December. (Just as an FYI, I finished this and went back and saw I forgot to add him, so, well...there ya go.)
Paul: Certainly in my top 10 of least favorite Houseguests ever, for a myriad of reasons that grow every time I see him, like reason 1,323 from yesterday: He almost every time shouts his responses in the Diary Room. Why? Oh wait, excuse me: WHY????????? That I rooted for Cody (who I also dislike) to win Battle Back shows how much I want him off the show, forever. And ever? YES. YOUR GIRL SAYS: "AND EVER!!!!!!!!!".
Ramses: He seems like a very nice young man! Bye nice young man!
Raven: Keeping with the rest of these clowns, she looks like Harley Quinn. It doesn't take a Mensa member to know she's desperate for attention, after her twirling around the first episode. She'll make a good juror I think, will keep things fun and light in the jury house.
Some of these sketches are incomplete since the show and the BBAD focus on Paul, etc. With Dom gone, I hope to get more personalities, and hopefully not Kevin telling a bunch of stories.
what do you all think of the HG's? And what do you think of our in-depther Macysmom? Don't you miss her verve and her insights? Come back MM, the season can still be saved! But only YOU can prevent fores..no, wait -- that's not right -- only YOU can save it!!!!!!!!
Edited (07/24/17 09:22 PM)
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